Humor
It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
What did Allah say when he created the universe?
-Allahu akbar!!!
Memes
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!
Some dude called me a tool.
So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.
Guess he was right :/
My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me... It turns out that she was lying.
Me: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one.
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........