Humor

I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?

Because they don’t have pockets. I’m

What is stuck between a doorway?

Rebel Wilson.

Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.

PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.

It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.

A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"

Bisexuals aren’t gay.

Bisexuals aren’t straight.

They’re graight! 😂

Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.

Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.

Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"

Way down South: "You awake, mom?"

Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.

Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???

Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.

(Disclaimer: not funny xD)

My friend told me to name a country in Africa.

So I said, "Hungry."

I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.

From your mom.

What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.

What do you call an Indian going through the bins?

RUM-MAJINGG

What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?

A jammy cunt.

What did Allah say when he created the universe?

-Allahu akbar!!!

Some dude called me a tool.

So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.

Guess he was right :/

Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?

Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!