Humor
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...
But it’s quite pointless.
Ironic that this page is dead.
There are some questionable candies out there, such as:
"All I want is a good Blow Pop."
"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."
"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."
"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."
"Or adopt Three Musketeers."
"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."
Kyle's penis is small.
A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"
ben woof
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
What did Allah say when he created the universe?
-Allahu akbar!!!
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me... It turns out that she was lying.