Humor
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!
Quit making those progeria jokes. They get old very quickly.
I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
Memes
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...
It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
What did Allah say when he created the universe?
-Allahu akbar!!!
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.