My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
Humor
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
