Humor
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Joke start.
Punchline!
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
Memes
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.
Bunger.
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.