Humor
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine ๐
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
Memes
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
A Biologist, a Chemist, and a Statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left.
The chemist shoots at the same deer and misses five feet to the right.
The statistician shouts, "We got him!"
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
What did the cow say to the leather chair?
โHi Mom!โ
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.