Humor

Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?

A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.

So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.

I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.

All school meeting introductions:

Grade School: “Welcome Girls and Boys!”

Middle School: “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!”

High School: “Fingerers and fingerees.”

How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.

What is the email password of a black person?

"watermelon"

Last time I got a piece of ass was when my finger went through the toilet paper.

Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.

(Also, I banged ya mum ;))

What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!

There's 3 things I hate.

1. Jokes

2. Lists

3. Irony.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?

Well, neither did she!

I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me.

"Let go of my nose!"

My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.

How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?

It doesn’t have a home page.

Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...

Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

A: Cha-Ching!

Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.

Go to soyjak.party for the funniest memes and soyjaks.

I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.

I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun. Now it’s an assault rifle.