Humor
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me.
"Let go of my nose!"
How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?
It doesn’t have a home page.
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
What is the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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Me:?
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
What did the headless horseman say to the woman?
"Give me head."
Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.
Bunger.
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.