Humor
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
Memes
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
A Biologist, a Chemist, and a Statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left.
The chemist shoots at the same deer and misses five feet to the right.
The statistician shouts, "We got him!"
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
What did the cow say to the leather chair?
โHi Mom!โ
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun. Now itโs an assault rifle.
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.