Humor

Emos are dark people....

...So why are they all white?

Goths are even darker...

SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?

If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!

If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.

I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.

Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call daddy.

Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"

Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"

Shit, I’m never gonna try to commit suicide again. I almost died!

When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.

There was a woman from Ealing, she had a peculiar feeling. She laid on her back, opened her crack, and pissed all over the ceiling.

Q. What makes music on your hair?

A. A headband!

What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!

What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?

BONE-Appetit!

What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂

My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.

How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”

When you're driving past a graveyard say: "Wow, people were just dying to get in there."

How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen, cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.

When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"

A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."

I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.

Who names their dog Donuts?