Humor

8008135 is my favorite number.

The worst ratio is 6:9.

And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.

I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me.

"Let go of my nose!"

Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?

A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.

My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.

Your face is a joke.

What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?

Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.

I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.

I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.

Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.

So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.

Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!

What is the point of buttchins?

To catch flies.

What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?

JENGA!!!!

Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏

POV: I made a blind joke.

"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"

If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?

A tEsTiClE!

Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.

Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?

Because she was straight into Jesus.

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!

What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?

Non-buy dairy.

What's a benefit of being an orphan?

No one makes yo mama jokes to you.