Humor
I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
How do you cut the sea in half?
With a sea-saw.
If you humped a whale, it would humpback.
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!
What did the green light say to the red light? - Don't look, I'm changing!
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."
How does Jesus whistle? Through the hole in his hand.
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?
This page.
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
A scarecrow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field.
When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
An infinite amount of mathematicians walked into a bar. The first ordered a pint, the second ordered a half pint, the third ordered a fourth-pint, etc. The Bartender eventually walked up and gave them two pints and said: "You mathematicians don't know your limits."
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.