Humor
Dead baby jokes never get old...
What did the salad say to pineapple?
"Lettuce be friends."
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?
Because 1028 1029.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
What did the clock say when it got punched at noon?
It’s twelve o'clock.
Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"
Puns, that's how I roll.
You wanna hear a joke? You.
Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson
Eat my butt.
I had a dream about the whole ocean being filled with orange soda.
Turns out it was a Fanta sea.
Man: I got fired from my job at the calendar factory.
Lady: What did you do?
Man: I took a day off...
What's the difference between you and Hitler?
Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in the garage.
In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!