How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Comments (14)

A

you know this is really rude this is a emo stereotype and you are really rude for posting this but i get it is a dark joke but still not all of them are hanging by ropes in trees this was really rude.

I

It's a joke you butthurt imbecile.

L

As an emo I loved this joke

T

with you there leaf

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=====#O <--noose

L

Jokes about suicide are awful, making fun of something that haunts me day and night there are some things that’s you can’t un see like a noose around the next of someone close to you.

J

You guys need to calm the f... down. If you dont like these jokes then dont fo on this f...jng website dipshits

B

i love mommy

E

0/10 joke, I didn't want to be taken off the tree. You should've left me there.

I

I feel like all the people who submitted jokes that only say, "my life", are doing this. lol

S

Any of you f...ing dumb ass’s love this f...ing joke and support it... oooohhh!!! I’M GOING TO F...ING HUNT YOU DOWN AND MAKE IT SEEM LIKE A SUICIDE BY HANING YOU UP IN A TREE LIKE YOUR F...ING LITTLE JOKE!!!! Got it?! Good! bye! Oh and this threat my not be full proof and may not happen! But still!!

R

this got dark quick

M

At this point I'm seriously convinced that the comments saying how disrespectful these jokes are are just trolls seeking attention. Like if you don't like morbid jokes, then why in God's name would you visit a sight for morbid jokes?

e

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