Humor
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
Quit making those progeria jokes. They get old very quickly.
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone?
- A VEGUN.
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasuuubi!"
My friends used to poke me at weddings and say, "You're next."
So I started poking them at funerals and saying, "You're next" to my friends.
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
This website hahahahahahaha!
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
What is a "dad?"
Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Teacher: No?
Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.
They say masturbation is better with a dead arm. Apparently, I ruined that funeral.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?
Two number NEINs.
Why did the boy shoot the clock? He wanted to kill time.
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?