Humor
What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.
They say masturbation is better with a dead arm. Apparently, I ruined that funeral.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?
Two number NEINs.
Why did the boy shoot the clock? He wanted to kill time.
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.
I tried to think of how lighting works.
Then it struck me!
"Can I tell you a paper joke?" I said, "But it is pretty terrible."
What's red and screams when you shake it?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
Dead baby jokes never get old...
What did the salad say to pineapple?
"Lettuce be friends."
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?
Because 1028 1029.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.