Humor
I asked my friend what their serial number was... He said "Cheerios."
Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A: To find Pooh!
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me.
"Let go of my nose!"
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.
Ligma.
Balls.
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it died.
Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.
What's the difference between eggs and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
Q: What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A: You gonna eat that?
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
What's 10 inches and makes women scream?
Cot death!
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