Humor
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.
Ligma.
Balls.
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it died.
Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.
What's the difference between eggs and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
Q: What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A: You gonna eat that?
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
What's 10 inches and makes women scream?
Cot death!
weixian
What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
What's the difference between a pizza & a person?
A pizza doesn't scream when I try to shove it into an oven...
What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.