Humor

A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.

No joke!

PERSON: I need to go so bad!

TOILET: Long time no pee!!!

Why couldn't the button get off the couch?

Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)

Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)

Au revoir, GGG

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

Where do fish keep their money?

In a riverbank!

Don’t fart in an Apple Store.

It has no Windows.

Last time I got a piece of ass was when my finger went through the toilet paper.

I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.

Don't touch my bot.

My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12.

Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.

Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"

Them: You want some Lucky Harms?

Me: What are Lucky Harms?

Them: They're Lucky Charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.

Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.

I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.

If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"

Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.

So I went to my friend's funeral today. As we were all leaving, a kid put a "get well soon" card next to my friend's grave. 'Poor kid'.

Sans, you lazybones, get up and do something.

Sans: I am doing something.

Papyrus: Oh yeah, what?

Sans: Thinking up a skele-ton of jokes.

Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you.

Sans: What, does someone not have a funny bone? Oh wait, do you have a bone to pick with me? I have 206.