Humor
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
When you're driving past a graveyard say: "Wow, people were just dying to get in there."
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
What happened when the American broke his arm?
He went broke.
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
How does Moses make his cup of tea?
He brews it.
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
When I'm bored, I text a random number, "I hid the body... now what?"
What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.
What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair.