Humor
How did I get to Iraq? I ran.
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
None of these jokes really took off.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.
All these jokes are pen-ful to read.
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
My mom gave me a box of chocolates, and she said life is like a box of chocolates, but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.
Jack and Jill popped some pills to get a little tipsy.
Jack got a surprise and bloodshot eyes because Jill gave him a roofie.
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
What is killing your friend called?
A homie-side.
What's black and white and red all over????? A zebra in a blender!
A blond and her brunette friend were chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her.
To not be outdone, the blond retorts:
"That's nothing! Once we were in the kitchen, I can't believe I didn't see it coming. One minute I turned, and he just got it all on my face! It was so thick and hard! It covered my mouth, my nose, my shoulders, and eyes. It even got in my hair, and when I looked up at him, all he could say was, 'Whoops! The flower went everywhere!'"
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the retard's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.