Humor
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
So the horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
UwU
How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome. Hehehehe😛😛😛
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet. The student recited the alphabet: "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz". "Where's the p?" He looked down to the floor and said: "it's running down my legs".
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
"Trump 2020."
Why don’t mountains take things seriously?
Because they’re hill areas.
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
What is mail? Boring.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.
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Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.