Humor
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.
Why doesn’t Chuck Norris flush the toilet?
He doesn’t have to, he scares the shit out of the toilet.
It's embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down. Luckily, the supermarket is just around the corner.
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain.
"Peppa's ribs."
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
Why were Helen Keller's hands crippled?
From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour.
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.
Why wouldn’t Mr. Bee 🐝 push Ms. Bee 🐝 away?
Because he loves his honey.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Why did Ms. Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr. Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
So the horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
UwU
How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome. Hehehehe😛😛😛
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."