Humor
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
What is mail? Boring.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.
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Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
What has 8 legs and 2 ears? A dog.
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
Why is Mrs. Grapes 🍇 a good mother?
Because she loves raisin' kids.
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window.
When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food."
When the man looked confused, the owner said, "Windows are nature's vending machine."
What did one cat say to the other? Happy "meow"!
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.