All my jokes are cries for help.
INCLUDING THIS ONE.
Humor
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."
Why is Sunday better than Monday?
Because Monday is a weak day.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
Easy! Peasy! Lemon Squeezy! 🍋😂
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
I have a nun joke! It is nun-ya business!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
Welcome to ____ pizzeria and abortion clinic where your loss is our sauce.
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
How did Caillou quit his party?
He had to cancel it.
I love having fun.
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
