Humor
I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes.
I've seen too many of them get elected.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
Wife: Honey! Do you like tea?
Husband: No, I like after "T"!
It means: the letter "U": you!
Cancer, it's just funny, hahaha.
The more downvotes it has, the better the joke.
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
You're really...
Rape jokes are not funny.
Look at my name by the way😁.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
Mom told me drugs are my enemies.
Jesus said to like your enemies.
Yay, I can like drugs then!
How did Jesus kill himself?
He fell from his bike.
How many times did he die?
Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in Heaven.
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
My favorite website.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!