Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
Humor
Define abnormal life.
Waking up every day living a sane life!
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
My relatives always teased me during weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"
But they stopped when I did the same to them during funerals.
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are still cheesier than me...
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
So in prep class, the students were asked to write a letter to their grandparents for Grandparents Day.
Little Johnny's friend, Little Sally, wrote things like, "Thank you," and, "You are so nice!" And Little Johnny goes, "What are you doing? You got it wrong!" So Sally says, "What do you mean? It's a letter." Little Johnny says, "Why did you do it like that? Just write a letter from the alphabet like the teacher said!" Then he says, "I wrote a J to remind them of me!"
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
