Humor
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I have 206 bones in my body, but when I look at you, I have 207.
A man walks up to Lil Johnny one day and asks, "If you had one wish, but that wish will be granted to everyone on Earth... what would it be?"
So Lil Johnny thinks real hard and long, then said, "Well, I would wish for me to shit myself."
The man is shocked and asks why, and Lil Johnny replies, "Well, I would be on the toilet. I think everyone else would just be confused!"
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
The only joke here is the topic.
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.
My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
I was walking down Main Street when I saw a child.
I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get my balls back from the vet."
He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?"
"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, especially when you're a furry."
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
Uremn es abarancin yngnumma gety asuma qshi tun?