Humor

My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!

Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"

Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.

What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?

You can beat an egg.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.

What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?

An Oreo.

So in prep class, the students were asked to write a letter to their grandparents for Grandparents Day.

Little Johnny's friend, Little Sally, wrote things like, "Thank you," and, "You are so nice!" And Little Johnny goes, "What are you doing? You got it wrong!" So Sally says, "What do you mean? It's a letter." Little Johnny says, "Why did you do it like that? Just write a letter from the alphabet like the teacher said!" Then he says, "I wrote a J to remind them of me!"

Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.

Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?

The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."

Me: Dad, my phone is broken.

Dad: How?

Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.

Dad: Stupid.

Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.

Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?

They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.

TommyInnit is a joke.

I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.

How do you fit 3 gay guys on a barstool? Flip it upside down.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ididap!

Ididapoo!!

So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.

Deez nuts eat nuts.