Humor
Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.
What's autism! My name is Dee Snutz!
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
What's the worst joke you ever heard?
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face, and he asks her, "Why are you rubbing that stuff on your face, mother?"
His mother replies, "To make myself beautiful, Johnny."
A few minutes later, she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her, "What is the matter? Are you giving up?"
Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you.
I hate this. Everybody knows it's how I roll, if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll. My uncle said this...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
I would tell a dad joke, but it already left me.
Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.
All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀.
The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow.’” He commented “What the hell is wrong with you?” and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.”
He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”