Humor
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"
"Ok!"
"Are you ok, man?"
"Yeah, I’m fine."
"Dude, pull your pants back up!"
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
In tiny Knotsies.
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
Big black ball sacks.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
"DEEZ NUTS"
Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Hope this is good!
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?