Humor
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
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A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
These are just plain wrong jokes.
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What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.
Um.
Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"