Humor
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What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm, and I asked her what she was doing. She answered, "Oh, I had to buy you so I don't steal you."
Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.
POV: It's a rapists' groupchat, not a joke section. And it's SAD.
lolo.
In kindergarten, we were starting to learn how to use "big kid words." On Monday, the teacher asked everyone to share what they did over the weekend, but we had to use big kid words.
Eventually it got to my turn, and the teacher asked me what I did over the summer. I told her I read a book. She asked me what book, and to remember to use "big kid words." I'll never forget the horrified look on her face when I replied with "Winnie the Shit."
Why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips?
It was family size.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.
Like this.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
You know the saying "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
Wonderful saying! Horrible way to find out you're adopted! :DD
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.