Humor
I finally stopped drinking for good.
Now I purely drink for evil.
Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.
Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.
How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
Haha joke haha!
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
The joke is you! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.