Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
Humor
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
Krusty nut
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
Woman gets pulled over by a cop.
Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"
Lady: "No, officer."
Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"
Lady: "Just water, officer."
Cop: "Looks like wine to me."
Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"
Innit.
AB💿
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
One day, a priest loses his cock (chicken). He goes to the church and says, "Who has seen a cock?" All the women raised their hands. "No, who has seen a cock that is not theirs?" Half the women's hands went up. "No, no, no, who has seen my cock?" All the nuns' hands went up.
