Humor
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Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
If you run next to a car, you get tired, but if you run behind it, you get exhausted.
I'll be here all week... sadly enough for you.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What was the first thing Thanos snapped?
Loki’s neck.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.