Humor
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Mum: If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you?
Me: Oh yeah, no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first.
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe Mama!
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
I'm sorry, but I can only process text. Please provide the joke as text.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"