What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Humor
So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"
"Oh, honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.
So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" The sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? "Thanks for coming!" 😉😉
