Humor
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
Kindly yeet someone!
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
"Like if u cry everytime."
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.
When medical crew arrives he denies them, saying, "God will surely save me!"
The medical team tries to help him, but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.
Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"
God answered, "B****, I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
Nah c'mon guys, we don't let jokes like this fly around here.