Humans jokes
What has 2 legs and walks? A human.
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
What's the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon.
First human comes.
Sans: That was pun intended.
Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by God and made babies!
Dad, how were hoomans made? Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!
Mom, Dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
People say that life is short.
I say... life is the longest thing we ever do.
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board.
"No, I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken."
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, and a human can walk.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?
In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢
I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.