Humans jokes
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human can walk and a tree cannot walk.
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
People say that life is short.
I say... life is the longest thing we ever do.
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
It's funny that everyone is depressed, like, I mean:
Bullys are depressed.
Nerds are depressed.
Bad girls/boys are depressed.
Kind humans are depressed.
How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"
Sans, why did you buy that pillow? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, grhrh. Sans, you f**k! You wake the f**k up! Frisk comes to the room and ./. You tell Papyrus what happened. Hhhuh, human, heeheheheh. Sans didn't pick up his sock, so I punish him. Sans egjf.
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
What's the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
What is the difference between gross and kinky according to a Canadian?
Using a toothpick to remove human feces between your teeth after licking another person's ass is gross, but performing a blowjob on a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich, with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise, is kinky.
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.