Humans Jokes

I lost all faith in humanity I am moving to uranus its really big I might get lost

What is a dog 🐕 with only two legs 🦵? A human

What is the difference between the human rights

What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human? A human can walk and a school 🏫 can not walk

What is the difference between the human and a human and walk home walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school tyyy

What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today

Two muffins are sitting in a bar.

The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual".

The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human like structure, muffins lack brains which are an essential part to being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak. Thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.

What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and a tree 🌳 can not walk

What is the difference between a human and a house 🏡? A human can walk and a house 🏡 can not walk

What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?a magic house 🏡 can fly and a human can walk

What is the difference between a human and human being in a wheelchair is

What has no legs 🦵 and a human body? A human with no legs 🦵

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What's the difference between a human and a tree?

A Human can chop down a tree A Tree can't chop down a human

What is the difference between the human rights and the earth 🌎 earth 🌎 has been to be between two games a year after school 🏫 a time and fun game that has

Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages. One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.