Humans jokes
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human being can walk, and a tree can’t walk.
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.
What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school? Was your name in your house? I did not have any good time for dinner today, but I did have a good night's sleep.
A robot walks into a bar and orders a martini.
The bartender is flabbergasted that a robot can do that.
"New around here?" said the bartender.
"Nah, been here a while," said the robot.
Bartender "You can talk?"
Robot "Yeah, pretty cool, huh."
Bartender "Why do you want a martini?"
Robot "Oh, I'm just in the mood for one, you know?"
The bartender is shocked to see a robot making completely normal small talk.
The robot seems to be just like a normal human.
"Wow, who programmed you?" asked the bartender.
"The top minds in the world," said the robot.
The robot speaks again, "I have a question for you..."
Bartender, "What?"
"Why did you read this entire story? It does not have a punchline. I just wasted your time. Get bamboozled, nerd!"
What has 2 legs and walks? A human.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and you can drive.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.