When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school. At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?
People say that life is short I say... Life is the longest thing we ever do
How are humans and computers different? A human doesn't have trouble shooting.
Why can't humans hear a dog whistle? -- Because dogs can't whistle.
Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What's the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon
if mistakes make people human than your parents must have been alligators before you were born
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
Humanity
It's funny that everyone is depressed like I mean Bullys are depressed Nerds are depressed Bad girls/boys are depressed Kind humans are depressed
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful
What did god say when he made the black human? Oh no i burnt another one
