Humans jokes
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human being can walk, and a tree can’t walk.
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school? Was your name in your house? I did not have any good time for dinner today, but I did have a good night's sleep.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
What is the difference between the human rights?
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
What is the difference between a human and a human?
If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.