Humans jokes
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
What is the difference between the human rights act of a home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk?
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
What is the difference between a human and a human rights act and a walk home and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and a wheelchair to wheelchair and wheelchair to wheelchair for wheelchair home night time to a home was fun at home night was the day I had dinner is it fun for me I was going to be a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home night time?
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
What is the difference between a human and the human rights act, a tree house, and a human being?
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.
What is the difference between a human and a human?
What has 2 legs and walks? A human.
How do make an adult cry?
Stab him 10000 times until the floors are red with human blood.
I wrote a few jokes:
What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.
Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.
What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
What is the difference between a human and a can?
A human can walk and a can cannot walk.
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.