Humans Jokes

What do you call a not potty trained human?

Amber Heard

What is the difference between a human and a magic house and what do I have for dinner 🥘

According to all known laws of aviation,

there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry? - Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!

Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

What is a nut 🥜 that does magic? A human that can turn into a nut 🥜

What is a difference between a human and a magic dog 🐶 night

Orphans are human too! They just don't know who their parents are and where! I know 4 sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah and Iariah and they said they are orphans too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!

What is the difference between a human and a human can walk and a tree and a house walk to a tree walk home walk walk and walk walk

What is the difference between a human and a magic dog is what a human

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What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚘? A magic car 🚗 can fly and a human can not fly

What is the difference between a magic house 🏠 and a human? A magic house 🏡 can fly and a human can not fly

why did the alligator see a crocodile? because it ate too much humans and he was sick

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What is the difference between the human

What is the difference between the human rights act of a home 🏠

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What is the difference between a human and a bird 🦅? A bird can fly and a human can not fly

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