Human jokes
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
What is a nut that does magic?
A human that can turn into a nut!
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?
In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢
"I created the Human Torch."
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
How many cats are in the human body?
None, unless you're Asian.
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
GUY 1: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
GUY 2: Depends on how hard you throw them.
It's funny that everyone is depressed, like, I mean:
Bullys are depressed.
Nerds are depressed.
Bad girls/boys are depressed.
Kind humans are depressed.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.