Human jokes
If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
What is the difference between a human and a burger?
Two muffins are sitting in a bar.
The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual."
The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans, and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human-like structure, muffins lack brains, which are an essential part of being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also, with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak, thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!
I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.
What did a cannibal have as his last meal?
Five guys.
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
"I created the Human Torch."
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
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What's the difference between a blind man and a window?
The window can see through itself.
First human comes.
Sans: That was pun intended.
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.