It's funny that everyone is depressed like I mean Bullys are depressed Nerds are depressed Bad girls/boys are depressed Kind humans are depressed
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom.So he could querk.
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
How do you create the worlds quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gaschamber.
what day can you have sex on?
answer: Wednesday why? because its a hump day
"I created the Human Torch"
Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey
What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼
Papyrus:Sans can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human! Sans:Sure bro lemme just get on the Tele-bone Papyrus:Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!! Sans:yea bro Papyrus:You know what I will tell Undyne instead.
If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it: 1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium? 2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet 3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs? 4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario? 5. Was this funny?
Humanity
One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!
I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans
What did a tree 🌳 I do for a human rights rights day at a tree 🌳 I had no time today after a night night with you today but you walk away
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏
It's the Olympics
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad
What did the chicken say when he saw ahuman running around uncontrollably? "its running around like a human with its head cut off"
What is the difference between a human and a tree and walk walk home and
What is the difference between a human and a
