Chuck Norris lit a campfire and humans saw the sun for the first time.
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
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why doesnt voldemort have a human nose? because his snake bit it of
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Papyrus:HUMAN,WHY ARE YOU SAD? Me:I'm just BONELY. Sans:Good one kiddo.
What’s a cannibals favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men)
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell-bone of the human.
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is that a person over there Na its jesus
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What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What does fire and people have in common A: they will both eventually die out
Why did the butt let out a fart A: to wipe out humanity
So your human huh well Im a skeleton so not much gets under my skin
I pray to a dead human I hope to be reunited with.
Jesus, that's sick.
If batman is half bat and half human how was he made.
"He wasn't because u can't f*ck a bat"
why humans hate aliens because fortnite took them out of the game and i want aliens back in fortnte
you know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
answer: living
