Water Percentage

This is a self-deprecating joke where the speaker compares themselves to the common statistic about human bodies being mostly water. However, instead of completing the sentence with a positive or neutral statement about water content, they declare themselves '100% useless', creating a humorous and unexpected contrast.

• People
• Water
• Depression
• Human
• Body
• Biology

• Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water. But after jumping in the ocean, it's 100%, just like my depression.
• Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed? Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
• what is less than 0? my will to live.
• You know, people always say your life is worth it, but with me, it's worth-it-less.