Hows jokes
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
You are the special
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?
Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.