Hows jokes
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?
Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)