Hows jokes

How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.

How do emos fly? They hang themselves.

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

How does cheese rat cheese?

It cheeses.

How does a tree access the internet?

By logging in and branching out!

How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?

Meatballs.

I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.

How is there evidence of climate change?

The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!

Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.

One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."

If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.

"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"

Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

How do you make an apple turnover?

You push it down a hill.

How do homeless people move where they're living?

They pick up their box and walk away.

How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?

Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.

How do you say "nose" in Spanish?

hmm.... No sé.

How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?

You get a good connection.

How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?

He starts to quiver! ;)

I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.

How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.