Hows jokes
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
Lete know in the comments
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.