Hows

Hows Jokes

How do you start a dance party?

Go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold.

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I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!

Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?

Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.

You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."

People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.

He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.

I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.