Hows jokes
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
Memes
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
They only have a back door.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."
How do women hold their liquor? By the ears.
How do you flatten curves?
With an abortion.
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'thank you' is all I need.
Not all this 'How did you get in my house?' business.
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.