Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
My Wife: How much do you love me??
Me: Count all the stars.
My Wife: Aww, infinity.
Me: No, a waste of time.
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
How did Jesus become self-sovereign?
He screws himself and becomes his own creator.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.