How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
How does the zebra cross the road . The zebra crossing
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
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I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
It was a complete waste of money.
He just stands there applauding and saying
"Ooh, I love how smooth it is."
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer...?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
people say that they can read people's faces;then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
What did the balls say the dick
Hay dick how's it hanging
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned
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How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
How do you organise a space themed birthday party?
You planet
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How do you tell if someone is depressed? The brains on the wall
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, that's a hardware problem.
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dads corpse holding a jug of milk.
How to get a girl in three steps: Step 1: grab a pillow Step 2: grab a blanket Step 3: keep dreaming
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How do you make Stephen Hawking mad? You turn off the WiFi router
