Hows jokes
My brother wanted to go fishing. I told him he had to learn how to "master bait". Go look it up on YouTube. Guess who is grounded?
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
The legs are soft and delicious.
How much can you earn in Selkan Toko Na Sinsel? Njpopularnijssa bronia jost. My grandma was already eto nasaba of the other sachan without me. Then you will be satisfied.
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass?
Satisfying.
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
How do you punish Stevie Wonder for bad behavior?
You move all of the furniture around.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?
They both worry about how she will turn out!
I never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me.
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
One day, little Johnny and little Susan were in bible class. Little Susan had been tired that day, so she kept falling asleep. The teacher said to little Susan, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" Little Johnny poked her in the butt with a push pin, and she yelled, "Jesus Christ!" The teacher goes, "That's right, go back to bed." Then, the next thing the teacher asked was, "Who gave up their son for our sins?" Little Johnny poked her again, and she yelled, "God Almighty!" The teacher says, "That's right, go back to bed." The next question the teacher asked was, "What did Adam say to Eve after their 13th child?" Little Johnny poked her in the butt again. She yelled, "If you stick that thing in me again, I am going to break it in half and shove it up your own ass and see how you like it!"
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.
How do you say "Brazier" in German?
Stop 'em from floppin' (German accent)
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.