Hows jokes
I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
This is how big cats were named.
"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."
"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.
Did you hear about the woman who broke up with the man who had a small penis?
When his friends ask how he’s doing, he said, “I wasn’t that into her.”
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
How to get into politics?
Fail art school.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.