Hows jokes
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
How to get into politics?
Fail art school.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
How I Punch my Brother: Wooden Sword.
How he is telling Dad: Diamond Sword.
How hard my Dad is gonna punch me: Warden Punch.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.