Hows jokes
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down.
Memes
I hope this email finds u well
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
How do you spell ihop?
Then spell ihop and say "ness".
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.
How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!
How do you make a sad person jump?
A bridge.
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
How much semen can a gay man hold? A buttload.
How do you stop a woman from choking?
Back up an inch.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.