Hows jokes
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to pull a permit, one to schedule the inspector, and one to change the bulb.
How do you sex?
With penis!
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DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
Proof that Heroin Monkey is OPAL
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill Gates!
Good morning, Gwen, how are you?
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
How is your cereal? Oh, wait.
How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.
How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!