How did I escape from Iraq, Iran.
how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
Aids
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
son: Dad i know i’m adopted dad: well how do you know son: i found the adoption papers dad: that is for your mum
if you know you know
me: calls suicide hotline hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging
Do trees pee?
How else do we have No.1 pencils? 🤔
My entire family “TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!” Me “OH NO” 💀
Want to know how to fit 71 people in the car? 2 in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
do you wanna know how I recently seduced and obese woman, actually it was a piece of cake
How did you dad come back with the milk- the Milky Way
It funny how you feel so alone with depression and yet once you tell people on some random website so may people relate unfortunately it doesn't stop the loneliness
How does the Next Train Stop for a depressive Person? Death
how to solve world hunger and over population?
cannabalism
Why orphans suck at Gta because they don't know how to be wanted.
When I see lover's names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb? 5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
How do you fuck a cow? Find the nearest karen
How do you get a light bulb horny? you turn it on!!
