How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
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I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
How do you spell ihop
Then spell ihop and say ness
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started she said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked my dad he said it all started with Adam and Eve so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!
I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting but fell asleep.
How do you stop a baby from drowning? pt. 2
-Harpoon it
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how does the bunny keep his fur neat
with a hare brush
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly????? It waves
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How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights Girl: No how Guy: All you need is a blank paper and that's it
How did the octopus go to the war?
Well armed.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to there other side!
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? You give them a Sandy Hook.
