Hows jokes
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill?
She was too used to grabbing the tip.
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
Madden, because tissue, I weep Tears like rivers, cascading deep In this world, so full of strife I find solace in this fragile life.
Oh tissue, tender and so pure, Absorbing pain, a whispered cure. Each tear that falls, you gently hold, A conduit for the stories untold.
In the quiet moments, I confide In your embrace, I can't hide The weight of sorrow, the burden's strain You're there, a balm for every pain.
But madden, oh how you disrupt, In your chaos, emotions erupt. You twist and tangle, hearts collide, Leaving us lost, unable to decide.
Yet even in your tangled mess, You bring forth growth, a rare finesse, For in the madness, we find our way To stand tall, facing a brand-new day.
So madden, meet tissue, ever entwined, In this dance of emotions, our souls aligned. Through tears and anger, joy and fears, We find strength, as life perseveres.
Short and sweet, this tale of strife, Unraveling souls, seeking life. Madden, because tissue, we may be, But we'll rise above, forever free.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
I am curious how many likes this will get.
LIKE IT!!!!!
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.
A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."
Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."
And then the wall fell on them.
The legs are soft and delicious.
How much can you earn in Selkan Toko Na Sinsel? Njpopularnijssa bronia jost. My grandma was already eto nasaba of the other sachan without me. Then you will be satisfied.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.