Hows jokes
How do you open a banana? Answer with a mon-key.
How come you never see a broke midget?
Because he’s living in the broke man’s boots.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
When did “yo” mean Hello?
They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."
How are gay people like mice?
They both hate pussies.
Short people, opinions?
How do you say "Brazier" in German?
Stop 'em from floppin' (German accent)
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
The next time you get a sack call, pick up the phone and say, "Welcome to Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is next week's sauce. How may we help you?"
How are urinals made?
They get installed.
There was a guy how had a stroke, eh.
He's all right.
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
Hi, how are you today?
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
"Know, know how there."
"Lesh, lesh how can you at lesh remember my name?"
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
The weird moaning sounds when you try to slide in the back door.
Followed by slipping in Kentucky (KY) Jelly.
Followed by landing in deep shit.
Followed by being totally covered in sea men.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
How do you cook macaroni? With a shark-spoon-a-rooni!
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dad's corpse holding a jug of milk.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.