Poor Bubba got burnt up so bad in a house fire that the coroner needed someone to identify the body. So Bubbas two best friends the three were inseparable agreed.. The first friend said hard to tell can you turn him over the coroner look perplexed but did so nope that's not Bubba. The second friend said he's burnt up pretty bad can you roll him over again the coroner didn't understand but rolled him over anyway, nope that's not him. Pretty confused the coroner asked how can you tell its not him by rolling him over? well you see Bubba had two assholes, Impossible the coroner replied. The friends said I don't know but everytime we went to town everyone would say here comes Bubba with them to assholes.
How is the world like dirt?Because we don't think twice about it.
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me, because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
How did the hipster drown?
He ice-skated before it was cool.
how do you know when your wife is cheating on you? - she comes home with sparkles on her face
How do you name an asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
3 men walk into heaven at the same time. they all live in the same city. god asks the first man "how did you die?" the man says "I have a heart condition and iv'e been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. anyway I get how from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hang of the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guys fingers! he falls into a bush so I throw a refrigerator on him." God asks the next man "how did you die?" the man says I was cleaning the windows and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! luckily I fall safely in a bush! but then a refrigerator falls on me!" god asks the third man he says" I was the one in the fridge!"
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How are mountains able to see?
They peak!
How does Steven hawking take a shit he logs out
How many babies do you need to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping ?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
Can all the hot depressed, suicidal, guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we r. For real
How do cows laugh? Moo-haha
How did helen keller burn the side of her head? she answered the iron How'd she burn the other side? They called back
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Wanna go ride a bike?
How can you get free butt plants just get your man to fill your butt with Natural juices
