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Sex

    • How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?

    Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.

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    • Man

    • This man walks into a bar and says, "How do I get service here?"

    The assistant bar attendant tells him to take a seat as the bartender will be there to serve him shortly. After 2 minutes, the man says this is ridiculous, that he has to wait. The assistant then offers him a bar snack of free nuts, which the man duly eats. Another 2 minutes go by, and the man then says, "OK, I get it, no service of beer, but free nuts," to which the assistant says, "Hell no, the game starts in 10 minutes." Everyone laughs and claps.

    Hows memes

    Day

    • Hey guys, how was your day?

    If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.

    I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.

    Password

    • 31. During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento".

    When asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.

    32. Two crows were in a field when they noticed a figure that looked like a man in the distance.

    "See that over there? What is that?", says the first crow.

    The second crow takes a long look, "That's a scarecrow. Looks authentic, doesn't it."

    "How can you tell it's a scarecrow and not a person?", replies the first crow.

    "Look at its hand. No cellphone", says the second crow.

    33. Three friends stranded on a deserted island find a magic lamp. Inside it is a genie who agrees to grant each friend one wish.

    “I want to go home,” says the first friend. The genie grants her wish.

    “I want to go home, too,” says the second friend. And the genie sends him back home.

    “I’m lonely,” says the third friend. “I sure wish my friends were back here.”

    34. A cruise ship passes by a remote island, and all the passengers see a bearded man running around and waving his arms wildly.

    “Captain,” one passenger asks, “who is that man over there?”

    “I have no idea,” the captain says, “but he goes nuts every year when we pass him.”

    35. After Sunday church, the priest would hand us each an orange and a big cookie. A little girl once lied and took two oranges, but the priest told her she mustn't lie because God is watching. Then, the girl took two cookies and lied about it. When asked why she had done that, she said because she thought that God was only watching oranges.

    36. I was in my garden when I got the news that my father had fallen from a 20 feet ladder and was in the hospital. I rushed to the hospital expecting that my father had some major fractures, but he was alright except for some minor cuts. When I told him that it was a miracle, he disagreed and told me, "Son, I had just fallen from the first step of the ladder."

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    • Sea

    • How does the sea say hello?

    It WAVES you.

    SEA what I did there?

    I'm SHORE you saw it.

    Don't be SALTY!

    Guy

    • Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔

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    • Swing

    • Sally fell off the swing. How did she fall off?

    She had no arms.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Not Sally.