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I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "this lemonade tastes like bleach..."
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp? Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that??
I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have.
i never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
How do you get a light bulb horny? you turn it on!!
MY mum once told me how do u spell mississippi and i said misisipi but she said no its goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i and i luaghed when she said pp,then she said why are you laughing i tried saying u said pp but i was laughing to hard
How do you say Brazier in German?
Stop em’ from flopp’n (German accent)
How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
How do u make a sad person jump?
a bridge
imagine getting a call and it says "welcome to Davids orphanage you make them we take them how may we help you.
How did micheal jackson get away with it? He's a smooth criminal
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
When I see lover's names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
My mom asks "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK-"
A few kids were talking about how big there housed were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. 1 little boy said, bet I have the biggest home. To everyone's supprise he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
