Hows jokes
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
How does a train sneeze?
It goes, "A-choo choo!"
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!
So this is how I got divorced.
On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
A blonde walks into the doctor's office. She tells the doctor, "My boyfriend has dandruff."
The doctor tells her to use Head and Shoulders. She leaves. About an hour later, the doctor's phone rings. He answers, it's the blonde. The doctor asks how he can help her. "Well doctor, I understand head, but how do you 'hove' shoulders?"
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
Part 2: He walks up to a stake and nails himself there. Then he finds the knife and says to someone to find a cake to celebrate his death, but everybody came. That was the sign that nobody loved him, and that's how you know if people love you.
How do you call a sad coffee? A depresso!
How do you try to shout at someone on the bottom of the ground?
"Hey, sir! Are you dead?"
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.