Hows jokes

I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.

How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.

Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.

My friend: How?

Justin: Justin!

Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.

And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like

A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"

I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."

Bootylicious lol

I was in the Sahara Desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, Pionel Pessi, the debut man, came to my rescue👨‍🚒. He brought in 100's of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles; "big games," he replied. Thanks for saving my life, my idol.

At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!

How many feet are in feet?

How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.

How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!

Hi, how are you today?

How do you quiet a baby down?

Make baby back ribs for dinner.

Me: I know how to use a microwave!

Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!

Q: How to hit an orphan?

A: Hit them with a family tree.

How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?

As soon as the bomb exploded on her.

The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"

I replied, "As soon as possible!"

How does water say hi?

It waves.

How does he go for a poo? He logs out.

How does a rapper keep track of time?

With his rhyming watch!

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