Hows Jokes

*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*

Me: Hi, how are you?

A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?

Me: I'm good. 🤷‍♂️

If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!

But freshfry, how are you!

Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!

Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?

"CoComelon meme,

No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...

Nobody loves me .v."

How do ghosts cry?

Boo hoo.

How do demons cry?

ERCDVHVXRCDHGHDCFHBGFBHGN FGEHJGNVEGHDNES BGEWYSHGBEWHGSGNBDGEBSHNZAGCHNSNGEHSNGVHGNNEBDSVZHGB.

Anonymous 10/15/14(Wed)19:11:37 No.5329752
how are slovenia and slovakia different?
same flag, similar names
Anonymous 10/15/14(Wed)21:48:03 No.5329982
>>53297529
how are your face and your ass different?
both look the same, shit comes out, dicks go in

How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?

Tell him you don’t believe in dog.

How do you spell "I. P. With U?"

How do bees go to school?

They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.

How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.

How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?

Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.

How is the world's fattest avocado called?

Niko

How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?

They/Them.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.

How does a disabled person play chess?

I think you forgot they don't have legs.

All I wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise*, unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self.

I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!