Hows jokes
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
How did Jenson lose against a Cheetah?
Because he was a cheetah!
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.