Hows jokes
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
My friend asked me:
Friend: "How much is your body worth?"
Me: "1 million."
Friend: "1 million dollars?!"
Me: "No. 1 million kilograms."
Friend: "Oh."
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!
How did Jenson lose against a Cheetah?
Because he was a cheetah!
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?