Hows jokes
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
My friend asked me:
Friend: "How much is your body worth?"
Me: "1 million."
Friend: "1 million dollars?!"
Me: "No. 1 million kilograms."
Friend: "Oh."
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!