Hows jokes
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Memes
Me at a restaurant
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
Kid: How much do you get paid?
Teacher: Minimum wage.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.