Hows

Hows jokes

Midget

How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three, because it’s the normal person's height.

People

How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!

Leper

Two lepers meet on the street.

First says "How are you doing?"

Second says "Mustn't crumble!"

Birthday

A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?

Answer: He was born on February 29.

People

You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

All of them are married!

Brother

"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."

Power

In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.

Head

Man 1: Knock knock.

Man 2: Who's there?

Man 1: Ice.

Man 2: Ice who?

Man 1: I crushed your head.

Party

How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.

Drone

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.