Hows jokes
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
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How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?
Use he/him pronouns on him.
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.