Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
Hows Jokes
Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.
How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?
How many children does Explain Bear have?
Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
