How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
Hows Jokes
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
This is how I got [redacted]
How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
Kid: How much do you get paid?
Teacher: Minimum wage.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.
You are in the airway, how funny!
