Hows jokes
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
How did Sally get a free trip to Hawaii? She washed up on shore.
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
Hi Gwen, how is life!
A. Bad, lame, and suckish.
B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!
C. Perfect!
I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?