How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
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There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.
My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
