Hows jokes
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
How did Hitler get killed?
With a "NEIN" millimeter.
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.