How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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Hows Jokes
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
