Hows jokes
Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?
Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.
Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.
Teacher: He did not.
Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.
Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.
Suzy: Then you can ask him.
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
How do pigs kill themselves?
They commit Kermit-cide.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Memes
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
This is how I got [redacted]
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”
How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.