Hows jokes
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.