Hows jokes
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?
Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
Memes
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
How do you clean the ocean?
With tide!
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
How come lepers don't play cards?
Well, if they lose a couple of hands...
You know how we all have different sides? Well, I have a suicidal side. (Here a bang in the next room.) Oh well, not anymore :)
How do you punish Helen Keller? Just move the couch.
Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(