Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
Hows Jokes
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
Q: How do you know when Putin is lying?
A: His lips move.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
