Hows jokes
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Memes
How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
How did you get into the tampon 100?
Pull some strings!
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.