Hows jokes
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
How do you punish Helen Keller? Just move the couch.
You know how we all have different sides? Well, I have a suicidal side. (Here a bang in the next room.) Oh well, not anymore :)
Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.
How do you clean the ocean?
With tide!
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
How come lepers don't play cards?
Well, if they lose a couple of hands...
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
How do you save your wife from drowning?
Take your foot off her neck.
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"