Hows jokes
Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.
You know how we all have different sides? Well, I have a suicidal side. (Here a bang in the next room.) Oh well, not anymore :)
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
How do you clean the ocean?
With tide!
How come lepers don't play cards?
Well, if they lose a couple of hands...
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(