Hows jokes
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!
Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.
How do you punish Helen Keller? Just move the couch.
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
How do you clean the ocean?
With tide!
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
You know how we all have different sides? Well, I have a suicidal side. (Here a bang in the next room.) Oh well, not anymore :)
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
How come lepers don't play cards?
Well, if they lose a couple of hands...
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
How do you save your wife from drowning?
Take your foot off her neck.