Hows jokes
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
How does a blind person wipe their ass?
With braille toilet paper.
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sister pussy taste funny
How can Batman defeat the Joker? A: With a handful of sleeping pills.
Q: Mummy, how do most stars die?
A: From an overdose.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
How do you kill a retard?
Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"
How can Canada be one of the most educated countries when Canadians are unable to correctly spell "analyse", "programme", and "aluminium"?
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...