Hows jokes
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
How does an artist fill in a CV?
He draws on experience.
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass?
Satisfying.
How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?
Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.
How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You octoply, obviously.
My doctor called me a "psychopath." How dare he?!? He'll pay for this!
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
A man was shaving in the bathroom when all of a sudden Bubba, the boy he payed to mow his lawn, comes in to take a piss. The man can't help but look over his shoulder and he is surprised at how well endowed he is, and he asks: "Bubba, what's your secret?"
Bubba replies: "Well, every night before I get in bed with a woman I whack my dick on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"
The man was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night, before he went to bed with his wife. So he got to bed and whacked his dick on the bedpost three times and the wife wakes up and says "Bubba, is that you?"
How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery?
It’s all Depends!
How is everyone? I just started school. Sixth grade, yeah!
There was a guy how had a stroke, eh.
He's all right.