Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.
He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
What did the bulldozer say to the house?
"I wanna bulldoze houses!"
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
