a friend sits across me at class so i assked if she wants to hang out somtimes she said yes so i called her over to my house and thats the day i found out she was a guy. the morul of the story dont try to fuck your frindes.
y Do orphans look at a house for so long Cuz they never had one
Have you ever walked into Steven Hawkins house. No? Neat her did he
I called an orphans house, saying: are your parents home yet? He started crying
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, Cause I’m in your house every night doin your mo-om.
Roses are red Thats a tin can You have no home So get in the van
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
Mom:Dont forget to unload the dishwasher
Mom:did you finish ur homework?
Mom:We are going to ur grandmothers house for thanksgiving
Mom:Dad and i talked we are getting a new car next month
Son:u are?? oh my gosh thank you
Mom:No i was just making sure you were getting my texts
Son:that was cruel
I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk walk home and walk walk home from a home and walk walk home 🏡 night and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠
Which room is the safest place in the house? The living room.
in a alternate universe: i dont know how to solve the power house of 10 but i do know how to pay taxes
Some kid- hey did you know theres an orphanage down the street?! Me-NO WAY! Wanna check it out? Kid-NO ITS HAUNTED!! Me- Haunted my ass lets go! Kid- wait isnt your house also haunted??? Me- yea
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hi freshfry hii alex i did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brothers soccer game and then people came to are house till 11:00 lol srry :)
I went to my girlfriends house one day in Alabama when I met her brother he said well I guess there’s no more you stuck in the dryer
what's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend? I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it.
My son wore his new 'Go Vegan' Hoodie for the first time today and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked & spat on!!!! And he's not even left the house yet!!!
Okay long story fast, i walked to gamestop in my house in the kitchen by walmart to a BTS squid game concert and drake and pablo was there for her labor in the cowboys stadium by nike , so i bought pencil from a dead alive man he said ''ZOO WEE MAMA" so yeah.
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party came up for the weekend at the end of the week I was going to get my birthday cake for the day
